- THIS STAPLER IS A SHOCKER
- TAKE THIS ONE TO SCHOOL
- GET THE PEOPLE AT WORK
- YES ZAP ALL YOUR FRIENDS
- THIS SHOCKING STAPLER
- IS THE NEWEST THING ON THE MARKET
- JUST HAND THIS SOME TO YOUR FRIENDS
- LOOKS SO REAL
- WHEN THEY TRY TO STAPLE
- ZAP !!!!! ZAP !!!!!
- GIVES THE ANNOYING PERSON A STRONG BUT HARMLESS SHOCK
- BATTERIES INCLUDED READY TO ZAP
- YOU'LL NEVER STOP LAUGHING
- FUN FOR EVERYONE
- ABOUT A 5 INCH STAPLER
- GREAT TO JUST LEAVE ON YOUR DESK